Hot of the Wires off the Phaque-Phicktickshus News Service "I've Got the Dead Vote" Proclaims Obama
The Liberal Hypocrisy Meter
"Hollywood, Hollywood", say our people at the monitoring center. They tell us that there are so many examples of flagrant hypocrisy exhibited by liberal entertainers that they've had to hire extra help. A good case in point: the aging rocker Madonna Louise Ciccone. She prefers just "Madonna". From the moment she hit the scene she flaunted public mores. She's performed obscenities in various forms in various venues, published pornography and has done the unspeakable with an American flag onstage. All the while, she and her followers have demanded their rights as citizens and freedom of expression, even when at odds with the beliefs of the majority and even laws and ordinances. One would think that Madonna would be the first to defend the rights of others to express ideas. But, alas, she and her feedom-of-expression Hollywood brethren have zero tolerance for Sarah Palin, her ideas and her opinions. Madonna condemns her- wants Palin banished and silenced. Where is Sarah Palin's right to express herself without interference and condemnation? Madonna, tsk, tsk. There is only one thing THE COOL CONSERVATIVE abhors more than a hypocrite- it's a tacky hypocrite.
S.J. Murphy, PPNS Correspondent- It was an angry and emotional Barrack Obama addressing the Annual Convention of the National Association of Seance Mediums in Detroit Wednesday.
"Look, look", he said. "I've had it with the Republican rightwing hate machine trying to destroy good people just trying to do good things."
Obama went on to describe his disgust that people who are "only trying to fight for the voting rights of the deceased" are being criticized.
"When my friends at ACORN register a dead voter to vote for me it is an act of courage. And look at the fine Secretary of State of Ohio. I promise you many of the 200,000 questionable voter registrations she's protecting belong to dead people."
Obama talked about his political years in Chicago. "A lot of good people have worked very hard to register the residents of the Cook County Cemetery. My political associates depend on those votes. "
Obama took his microphone into the audience, speaking more directly to the mediums. "You folks talk to the dead all the time. You know they still care and deserve a chance to be counted. Just the way I've always reached out to the folks in Cook County Cemetery, I'm reaching out to them." -30-
When the University of Nebraska, Lincoln, Education Department decided to honor William Ayers as the keynoter at their Centennial event, We, here at THE COOL CONSERVATIVE did strongly object. It was not because we do not believe this man has a right to speak- he does, although not necessarily in a building belonging to the people of Nebraska. Our concerns are far reaching and the recinding of the Ayers invitation does little to allay them.
The main issue is that Ayers was invited in the first place. Ayers has made no secret of his agenda of politicizing education. He seeks to "radicalize students". Most importantly, even cursory research into his work in Chicago's education system exposes Ayers' core belief that teachers should be taught not to leave their personal liberal political agenda's outside the classroom, but rather to use the teaching of any subject as an opportunity to further liberal, even Marxists philosophies. It is his current mission to accomplish this and not his violent past that makes him most dangerous today.
It is good that Nebraskans were up in arms over the Ayers appearance. Hopefully, their interest in what is going on at their University will not vanish with the cancellation. This event was not a casual panel discussion. The selection of the speaker of this major event was, in itself, highly significant. The bestowing of the honor of this invitation on Ayers did imply a considerable level of endorsement of the man and his philosophy.
All the people of Nebraska should be looking very, very closely at the school's Education Department. What philosophies are being expounded there now? Did those who selected Ayers even consider him or his message radical? It is possible that a polically liberal agenda is already in play. The people of Nebraska must also wonder why did the President and Chancellor sign off on this selection in the first place?
Keeping the anti-American propaganda of Bill Ayers off the premises was only the tip of the iceberg. In this and in every other State this could serve as a wake-up call. Conservatives seemed to have long since surrendered our ideological stake in colleges and universities. If we do not fight back now, the socialism that currently flourishes in classrooms will overtake the republic that the United States is today.
UNL Cancels Ayers But that Doesn't Solve Whole Problem
Ask Uncle Sigmund
Dear Uncle Sigmund...A friend invited me to a movie. I hadn't been in a while so I went. The movie starred some guy named Bill Maher A short time into the film I found it to be a denigration of religion. I got up and left! Two questions...should I go back and get my friend and secondly what is with this Maher guy? Missing Heston in Denver
Dear Missing, If it has been less then four days, go back for your friend. If he or she is still waiting in the theatre- write me again. You may have a problem...
The question of Maher is a little more difficult. I have had many patients who do not believe in God, many who do and a few who believe they are God. Back in Vienna there was one fellow who thought that God spoke to him through his goldfish. There are no rules. Most of us are content to let the other guy believe what he will. This Maher character is the exception. He cannot stand to see others enjoying religious faith. He feels compelled to spoil it for them- to shake their faith. He cannot tolerate happiness in others.
He is like an angry little child, fearful underneath. Perhaps he feels that God let him down- made him too short, not good-looking enough, not talented enough? Who knows?
I would advise that people do not attend his movie. That would be just like giving into the tantrum-throwing child. He should seek professional help. Clearly, he is an unhappy and lonely man. If you are a believer- you might try praying for him. -S.
Hey, Obamiacs! You mess with
You mess with ALL of us!
A public Service Advertisement from the COOL CONSERVATIVE
If you've read our entry on the "About Us" page, you know that one impetus in our creation is our resistance to the trend in recent decades for Conservatives and Republicans to stand by tacitly while the opposition dictates and defines the terms of political discourse. No more. We're defining the terms now. Toward that end we'll examine a few words and phrases in each issue.
We reject the term: "MAINSTREAM MEDIA". Mainstream implies that it is representative of MOST of the American people. The older major networks, most of the older newspapers, the wire services and the like have no right to this connotation. They make no effort to speak of or to most people. They are driven by a prepackaged liberal, political agenda that is anything but mainstream. The preferred term is "THE OLD ESTABLISHMENT MEDIA". This engenders an image closer to the truth- stodgy, passé', close-minded and irrelevant.
Lobbyist: defined as someone who seeks to influence politicians. Obama spits this word out in connection with John McCain as if it were the most repugnant of slurs. There are evil lobbyists, there are also good lobbyists- people who work for worthy causes or who legitimately seek legislative help for a business or industry. How hypocritical of Obama. He has worked closely and openly with lobbyists, representing his favorite causes such as Planned Parenthood. He promised to allow the nation's community organizations to meet with him to tell him what they want his agenda to be. That would make them all lobbyists!
A term that liberals love to bandy about is "WOMAN'S REPRODUCTIVE RIGHTS". How genteel-sounding, yet how completely bogus. Liberals established this term and have foisted it upon our society to provide cover for a variety of activities ranging from facilitating sexual activity for a minor child to killing an infant that survived an abortion... No longer will we tolerate the use of this term..
Reproductive Rights? Yes, a woman in America does have the right to reproduce (no matter how ill-advised that may be). As long as she and the father meet legal requirements of age, relationship and sanity-Yes, indeedie, she has the right to reproduce. However, once she does reproduce, that is to say that biologically, the egg and sperm have conjoined thereby producing an offspring, Then, at that point the woman has fulfilled her right to reproduce. Her "reproductive rights" then become totally moot and cease to exist. Her reproductive rights are supplanted by the rights of the child. Like others in our society too young, too old, too injured or too infirm to care for themselves, this child has the right to care, to protection and to survival.
The correct term: "A WOMAN'S RIGHT TO REPRODUCE"- no more, no less. Do not allow others to hide behind the use of "woman's reproductive rights". It is false and ambiguous.
A recommended spelling change: NewsWEEK magazine is clearly in error. It should be NewsWEAK.
COOL. Definition: A Conservative.
A Riddle What Am I? Barrack Obama is not married to me. Barrack Obama isn't having an affair with me. He isn't even dating me, but every now and then he flirts with me. What Am I? (Answer: The Truth)
By Elizabeth Catherine Mahlberg, Contributing Editor
HOGWASH!
Their Attack: "Joe the Plumber is a fraud, a plant is not representative of the people." Your Responses:
"Joe never purported himself to be anything other that what he was: A guy on his porch who, when approached by Barrack Obama, asked him a question. He said he hoped to buy the plumbing business in which he works. He never volunteered to share his professional credentials or personal records. Hundreds of thousands of people owe taxes in some form. Joe didn't claim not to be one. He never claimed to make $250,000.00. Nobody knows that better than Obama. Yes, Joe does go by his middle name of Joseph instead of first name, Samuel. Do you Obamiacs REALLY want to put the spotlight on middle names, considering that Obama runs away from his own?"
Joe the Plumber is an average American. Maybe not perfect, but obviously working hard and doing the best he can. Like the rest of us he dreams of being his own boss- owning his own business. Obama has made no secret that he believes that big business should be punished. It is only natural for Joe to wonder how far the expression of an anti-business attitude would extend into the business Joe hopes to own. A legitimate inquiry- nothing any number of us wouldn't have asked. Now, listen up Obamiacs! Be fair about this. The trouble that came your way was not because of Joe or his question, but because of the remarkably stupid and ill-advised answer your guy gave to Joe!
"The Obama campaign can say asstounding things when on the ropes, but that Carl Rove arranged for Joe to be there as a plant? Come on! Shake off the messianic haze for a minute and try to think clearly. How could have Rove have known in advance which citizens Obama would approach- where he'd be? Are you saying Rove has enough influence in the campaign to direct Obama to the people and places of Rove's own choosing? WOW!"
A former pork producer and a political analyst, she tolerates NO...
Quoting author Orson Scott Card, “If pigs could vote, the man with the slop bucket would be elected swineherd every time, no matter how much slaughtering he did on the side.” Was it 20 years sitting in church with the Rev. Wright or his years as a community organizer that has allowed Obama to think he is “Mr. Smooth” when communicating with John Q. Public. But take away his cue cards and it’s like taking away the Pied Piper’s flute.
Well Barrack Obama may temporarily control the bucket…he may appear to many to be the Pied Piper…but we are here to tell him that the common ordinary American citizen is tired of his glib rhetoric and yes it is time for a “change” and we are ready to take the “trough” back. We are not going to be led like hogs to slaughter. High powered ad campaigns and the monotonous drone of “Time for a Change” may give some a false sense of what is right and wrong. But to really see the right and wrong of the issues all you need do is look no further then a man’s character. Bring on the cue cards with all the talking points from domestic policies to foreign policies and if sounds too good to be true- it usually is!
Just remember “The chicken is involved but the pig is committed” .
More Hogwash Barrack Obama is now accusing the McCain/Palin ticket of a smear campaign. Hogwash!!! I am reminded of a quote I once heard: “Tell me who you walk with and I will tell you who you are”. There is too much evidence (some even in the establishment media) about Obama and some very, very troubling relationships. Obama says "no, no, no" to bringing up these relationships. But our friends past and present say a lot about our character. William Ayers, Tony Resko, Rev. Wright, once friends and allies, are off limits and not to be discussed. But facts are facts and facts do not lie. Even if you put lipstick on a pig it is still a pig. Ayers was once a member of the Weatherman Underground but is now a professor at an Illinois University…so the past does not matter? Rev. Wright spent years spewing his hateful sermons…but Obama must not have had his hearing aid turned up? Resko was indicted on charges of soliciting kickbacks from companies that sought state pension businesses. Federal prosecutors have maintained that a portion of the alleged kickback scheme was donated to Barrack Obama when he ran for U.S. Senate. Obama has donated the money to charity…but what about the land he purchased from Resko’s wife after his election to the senate? Well, Senator Obama, “Never wrestle with a pig. You’ll both get dirty, but the pig will like it”.
We are to accept Barack Obama’s diplomacy when he was a young child (“The strongest experience I have in Foreign Relations is that I spent four (4) years living overseas when I was a child”)…but we are not allowed to hold him accountable for his friendship with Bill Ayers and Bernadine Dohrn for something they did when he was eight (8) years old.
Every campaign produces a few intriguing mysteries. Political sleuths are now puzzled by Peggy Noonan. Of course she has the right to say whatever she chooses in her columns- but that's the key- she chooses. It is her choice to express her negative opinions of Sarah Palin. It is her choice to do it now, a few weeks from the election. Her words are shaking the enthusiasm of Republicans. Her words are costing votes for McCain and delivering them to Obama. If you want to read her now, go first to the Huffington Post or the Daily Kos. They're thrilled with her. Noonan is no idiot. She knows full well she is helping the most liberal man ever to run. Why? What is her motive?
Maybe she's not as conservative in her own heart as we think she is. She did a brilliant job of expressing Reagan's ideals. Did she share them or is she just a wordsmith, who like Obama, plays to the audience, whatever it is? She had just finished singing Palin's praises on a radio show on September 3rd. When she thought the mike was off, she said the exact opposite. Do we see her real feelings or is she simply writing conservative speeches for herself?
Noonan likes Kay Bailey Hutchinson. She was pushing for her for VEEP, even though she is nowhere nearly as conservative as Palin. I believe Noonan was angry and insulted that her pick wasn't tapped. Noonan has written about having the same feelings when Quayle was chosen over Lugar. Very similar situation. Noonan was rooting for the established but far more liberal Lugar over the young conservative. (Is it a coincidence that Obama and Biden lovingly mention Lugar's name all the time?) Noonan's been a big backer of the liberal, Christie Todd Whitman. Do we know how conservative Noonan is, really?
Maybe she is trying to damage Palin because Michael Reagan described Palin as the incarnation of his father. Maybe Peggy Noonan thought those shoes were hers to fill. Maybe she feels that she deserves credit for Reagan's words and legacy. Maybe she thinks she should have been consulted by McCain.
Again, nobody forced Noonan to do what she has done. She is not a journalist charged with writing about Palin for a news source. She is an editorialist and she chose he own words and timing. Our young country may not survive the changes that will come in an Obama administration. Yet there is Peggy Noonan standing at Obama's side, preparing bullets and handing them to him.
We may never know her motive, but we know her crime: political treason. She is unworthy to be bracketed with Ronald Reagan. I, for one, will make a concerted effort to never again mention the two in the same sentence.
I Know Peggy Noonan's Crime- What Is Her Motive?
By Sheila Murphy
Joe Biden lives in a magical place, all his own.
There, words can have as many letters as he wants, no matter how they are spelled...
The income parameters that define "Middle Class" can be changed at will...
There, Katie’s restaurant may have closed 20 years ago, but Joe still goes there. Just a couple of days ago he was sitting in a booth at Katie’s across from FDR, who was working his IPOD...
Biden-World
Attention Readers: We're digging into the relationship between Barrack Obama and controversial Kenyan political leader Raila Odinga. There is a lot of information floating around. We're after some documented sources. If you've got a line on anything, please contact us.
Raila Odinga ran and lost the presidency in Kenyan 2007, by a margin of some 200,000 votes. Claiming election fraud, Odinga reportedly incited supporters to rioting that resulted in 1,500 deaths and the burning and destruction of property to the extent that over 6000,00 people were displaced.
Digging into Odinga
Apparently Odinga has claimed that he and Barrack Obama are first cousins and also reported that an uncle of Obama states that the relationship is more distant or that they are not blood relatives. It has also been reported that Obama, through the Friends of Obama PAC contributed One Million Dollars to Odinga's Campaign.
The Odinga connection was brought to light in the Primary by Joe Wilson as he and wife, Valerie Plame, were campaigning for Hillary Clinton. Wilson cites Odinga's well known espousal of radical Muslim beliefs his stand that his country should cease all support of The War on Terror and a
commitment to drive Christianity from his country. Wilson stated that Obama's association with someone so sympathetic to Al Quads would be damaging to Obama.
There have been e-mails circulating from Christian missionaries in Kenya that have very negative things to say about Odinga and his followers. They express fear of Odinga.
Again, we seek information and documentation Please use the form below to share information.
NEWSFLASH! One of our COOL CONSERVATIVE stringers reports having seen Colin Powell standing by the Washington Beltway last week. He was holding a handmade sign that read: "Will Endorse for a Job in the Administration."
A Phaque-Phicktickshus News Service Exclusive!
Famed Fortuneteller Madame Orlofsky Gives Dire Warning to USA
Sheila Murphy, PPNS Correspondent- She is a mysterious figure. Some say she is Romanian. Some say she is from Hungary. She is rumored to be nearly 100 years old- half that by others. All can agree that she makes remarkable predictions and often gives startling warnings of events that could occur. It was such a warning that hushed a small New Orleans lecture hall recently.
"I see two paths", said Orlofsky. "one leads into the sun and one into deepest shadows."
Orlofsky went on to tell the crowd that she could not say which path would be real, but she could see in great detail the "shadowy path".
"I see Barrack Obama as President. I see a press conference. When reporters are given a list of the questions that they're permitted to ask, they are angry beyond description. A reporter for the New York Times screams 'You can't do this after what we did for you!' I see him forcibly removed."
Orlofsky described other images she claimed to have seen in her crystal ball. Many revolved around schools. She talked about a high school classroom where a liberal- Democrat Party message was taught as part of the academic curriculum. She described Republican teachers being fired and Republican students being harassed- even assaulted while school officials looked on. A visibly shaken Orlofsky talked about grade schoolers who were told that they should experiment with sex with either gender.
"It is clear. I see any conservative broadcasters, writers or bloggers being labeled as "purveyors of hate speech" and losing jobs and perhaps even being jailed as such."
"I see many, many people hungry and in need. I see a land where high taxes on wealthy corporations have closed their doors and all their employees jobless. I see a decimated military with all the military people jobless. I see government soup lines running out of soup."
Orlofsky gazed one last time into her crystal ball in silence. Finally speaking she said. "Sometimes I see. Sometimes I warn. I am warning you people that if you vote with greed and helpless dependence as your motivators, you will seal your fate. You will take the shadowy path that leads to a sick and dying country."
From the Editor's Desk...
By Sheila J. Murphy, Editor in Chief
Obama's Concept of the Supreme Court Made My Blood Run Cold... Obama talked about HIS Court in warm and fuzzy terms- compassionate - there to help the people when the rest of the government fails them. GOOD LORD! Does this man really claim to have attended Law School? I would give an "F" to a fifth grade civics student with such an erroneous understanding of the purpose of the Supreme Court. Basically, these Justices are charged with the review of cases and laws based on constitutionality and legality- period. They must make their decisions in an objective and dispassionate manner. It is essential that they leave personal agendas at the door of the chambers. It is very clear that they are judicial- NOT legislative. It must be difficult for a politically liberal Justice to rule that a decision should stand because it was legally and constitutionally sound even though the outcome may further a conservative cause and vice versa. But that is the job and their objectivity is the anchor of a fair judicial system. When someone as ignorant of their purpose as Obama appears to be starts openly yearning for a court with a cause-oriented agenda we are in big, BIG trouble. Should he gain the power to fulfil his fantasy, we're doomed.
Obama the False... In this last debate, Obama accused Sarah Palin of not rebuking those who shouted "Kill him" at the mention of name at rallies. It was not only underhanded but intrinsically dishonest of him to make such a serious, personal charge against her without proof or backing. Since we now know the incidents did not occur, he deliberately gave a false picture to the American people. And of course, he openly lied about his campaign kickoff being at the Ayers home, his real relationship with ACORN, his tax votes, the real nature of his statements and votes about abortion in the Illinois legislature, and on and on and on. In the previous debate he said that (The United States) had invaded (Iraq) a country "that had nothing to do with 911." As a member of the Senate, he was made privy to enough intelligence so that we can all be assured that he knows quite well that his statement is a lie. Yes- let Fox, CNN and all the network pundits rhapsodize about his smooth coolness. We are not looking for the most accomplished con artist. Sad to see so many under the spell of this Svengali.
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URGENT: Americans Are Invited to Join in National Pre-Election Prayer Vigil
At THE COOL CONSERVATIVE we strive to mix wit and humor with news and opinion, but the prospect of what could await us on November 5th, is as serious as any topic could be. We ask everyone to say the following prayer. Say it to your own Supreme Being, in your own way. Say it often. Most importantly, Say it on Election Eve, November 3rd. At 7:45 p.m EST, 6:45 Central and 4:45 Pacific. Stop whatever you are doing and say this prayer. Perhaps some of us could get together- gather at places of worship. We want as many voices at possible to carry this praise and to unite us all in our resolution and our faith..
Dear God, we turn to you as our young nation stands on the brink of disaster. On November 4th many of our fellow citizens, misinformed or misunderstanding, may vote into power an administration whose policies will assuredly damage free enterprise, freedom of expression and the basic moral values that are intrinsically reflected in our laws. We ask your strength and guidance as we fight against that tide. We ask, Lord, that you will inspire the minds and hearts of the American people that they will simply see the inherent dangers in the agenda that is promoted by the Obama campaign. We ask that you will enlighten the minds and hearts of the American people that they may see the wisdom and necessity of casting their ballots for the McCain-Palin ticket. We pray that the election process will be fair and honest and free of intimidation and unethical conduct. We ask that you keep this good and valiant nation from harm and that you hold the United States of America in your tender care and guide her to a new day of strength and service to the principles and precepts that have made her, to this day, "the shining city on the hill". Amen- Sheila J. Murphy