Hot of the Wires off the Phaque-Phicktickshus News Service
"I've Got the Dead Vote"
Proclaims Obama
The Liberal
Hypocrisy
Meter
"Hollywood, Hollywood", say our people at the monitoring center. They tell
us that there are so many examples of flagrant hypocrisy exhibited by
liberal entertainers that they've had to hire extra help. A good case in point:
the aging rocker Madonna Louise Ciccone. She prefers just "Madonna".
From the moment she hit the scene she flaunted public mores. She's
performed obscenities in various forms in various venues, published
pornography and has done the unspeakable with an American flag
onstage. All the while, she and her followers have demanded their rights as
citizens and  freedom of expression, even when at odds with the beliefs of
the majority and even laws and ordinances. One would think that Madonna
would be the first to defend the rights of others to express ideas. But, alas,
she and her feedom-of-expression Hollywood brethren have zero tolerance
for Sarah Palin, her ideas and her opinions. Madonna condemns her-
wants Palin banished and silenced. Where is Sarah Palin's right to express
herself without interference and condemnation? Madonna, tsk, tsk. There is
only one thing THE COOL CONSERVATIVE abhors more than a hypocrite-
it's a tacky hypocrite.
S.J. Murphy, PPNS Correspondent- It was an angry and emotional Barrack Obama
addressing the Annual Convention of the National Association of Seance
Mediums in Detroit Wednesday.

"Look, look", he said. "I've had it with the Republican rightwing hate machine
trying to destroy good people just trying to do good things."

Obama went on to describe his disgust that people who are "only trying to fight
for the voting rights of the deceased" are being criticized.

"When my friends at ACORN register a dead voter to vote for me it is an act of
courage. And look at the fine Secretary of State of Ohio. I promise you many of
the 200,000 questionable voter registrations she's protecting belong to dead
people."

Obama talked about his political years in Chicago. "A lot of good people have
worked very hard to register the residents of the Cook County Cemetery. My
political associates depend on those votes. "

Obama took his microphone into the audience, speaking more directly to the
mediums. "You folks talk to the dead all the time. You know they still care and
deserve a chance to be counted. Just the way I've always reached out to the
folks in Cook County Cemetery, I'm reaching out to them."
                                                    -30-
When the University of Nebraska, Lincoln, Education Department decided to honor William Ayers
as the keynoter at their Centennial event, We, here at THE COOL CONSERVATIVE did strongly
object. It was not because we do not believe this man has a right to speak- he does, although not
necessarily in
a building belonging to the people of Nebraska. Our concerns are far reaching and the recinding
of the Ayers invitation does little to allay them.

The main issue is that Ayers was invited in the first place.
Ayers has made no secret of his agenda of politicizing education. He seeks to "radicalize
students". Most importantly, even cursory research into his work in Chicago's education system
exposes Ayers' core belief that teachers should be taught not to leave their personal liberal
political agenda's outside the classroom, but rather to use the teaching of any subject as an
opportunity to further liberal, even Marxists philosophies. It is his current mission to accomplish
this and
not his violent past that makes him most dangerous today.

It is good that Nebraskans were up in arms over the Ayers appearance. Hopefully, their interest
in what is going on at their University will not vanish with the cancellation. This event was not a
casual panel discussion. The selection of the speaker of this major event was, in itself, highly
significant. The bestowing of the honor of this invitation on Ayers did imply a considerable level of
endorsement of the man and his philosophy.

All the people of Nebraska should be looking very, very closely at the school's Education
Department. What philosophies are being expounded there now? Did those who selected Ayers
even consider him or his message radical? It is possible  that a polically liberal agenda is already
in play. The people of Nebraska must also wonder why did the President and Chancellor sign off
on this selection in the first place?

Keeping the anti-American propaganda of Bill Ayers off the premises was only the tip of the
iceberg.  In this and in every other State this could serve as a wake-up call. Conservatives
seemed to have long since surrendered our ideological stake
in colleges and universities. If we do not fight back now, the socialism that currently flourishes in
classrooms will overtake
the republic that the United States is today.
UNL Cancels Ayers But that Doesn't
Solve Whole Problem
Ask
Uncle
Sigmund
Dear Uncle Sigmund...A friend
invited me to a movie. I hadn't been
in a while so I went. The movie
starred some guy named Bill Maher
A short time into the film I found it to
be a denigration of religion. I got up
and left! Two questions...should I go
back and get my friend and secondly
what is with this Maher guy?                 
                             Missing Heston in
Denver

Dear Missing,
If it has been less then four days, go
back for your friend. If he or she is still
waiting in the theatre- write me again.
You may have a problem...

The question of Maher is a little more
difficult.  I have had many patients who
do not believe in God, many who do and
a few who believe they are God. Back in
Vienna there was one fellow who
thought that God spoke to him through
his goldfish. There are no rules. Most of
us are content to let the other guy
believe what he will. This Maher
character is the exception. He cannot
stand to see others enjoying religious
faith. He feels compelled to spoil it for
them- to shake their faith. He cannot
tolerate happiness in others.

He is like an angry little child, fearful
underneath. Perhaps he feels that God
let him down- made him too short, not
good-looking enough, not talented
enough? Who knows?

I would advise that people do not attend
his movie. That would be  just like
giving into the tantrum-throwing
child.
He should seek professional help.
Clearly, he is an unhappy and lonely
man. If you are a believer- you might try
praying for him. -S.
Hey, Obamiacs! You mess with
You mess with ALL of us!
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Issue 2
In This Issue:
Obama's Warm & Fuzzy Supreme Court
Joe Biden's Happy Little World
The Liberal Hypocrisy Meter-
Madonna and Hollywood Palin-Haters
New Terms from the Conservative's
Lexicon
Phaque-Phicktishus News Service: Obama:  
"I've Got the Dead Vote!"
Ammunition for your next fight with a
liberal- In Defense of Joe the Plumber
The Troubling Obama-Odinga
Connection
Madame Orlofsky Gives Dire Warning!
UNL Cancels Ayers; That's Only Half
the Battle
Political HOGWASH
Ask Uncle Sigmund and More!
Notes
from the
Conservative's
Lexicon
If you've read our entry on the "About
Us" page, you know that one impetus in
our creation is our resistance to the
trend in recent decades for
Conservatives and Republicans to
stand by tacitly while the opposition
dictates and defines the terms of
political discourse. No more.
We're
defining the terms now.
Toward that
end we'll examine a few words and
phrases in each issue.

We reject the term: "MAINSTREAM
MEDIA".
Mainstream implies that it is
representative of MOST of the
American people. The older major
networks, most of the older
newspapers, the wire services and the
like have no right to this connotation.
They make no effort to speak of or to
most people. They are driven by a
prepackaged liberal, political agenda
that is anything but mainstream.
The
preferred term is "THE OLD
ESTABLISHMENT MEDIA".
This
engenders an image closer to the truth-
stodgy, passé', close-minded and
irrelevant.

Lobbyist: defined as someone who
seeks to influence politicians. Obama
spits this word out in connection with
John McCain as if it were the most
repugnant of slurs. There are evil
lobbyists, there are also good lobbyists-
people who work for worthy causes or
who legitimately seek legislative help for
a business or industry. How hypocritical
of Obama. He has worked closely and
openly with lobbyists, representing his
favorite causes such as Planned
Parenthood. He promised to allow the
nation's community organizations to
meet with him to tell him what they want
his agenda to be. That would make
them all lobbyists!

A term that liberals love to bandy about
is
"WOMAN'S REPRODUCTIVE
RIGHTS".
How genteel-sounding, yet
how completely bogus. Liberals
established this term and have foisted it
upon our society to provide cover for a
variety of activities ranging from
facilitating sexual activity for a minor
child to killing an infant that survived an
abortion... No longer will we tolerate the
use of this term..

Reproductive Rights? Yes, a woman in
America does have the right to
reproduce (no matter how ill-advised
that may be). As long as she and the
father meet legal requirements of age,
relationship and sanity-Yes, indeedie,
she has the right to reproduce.
However, once she does reproduce,
that is to say that biologically, the egg
and sperm have conjoined thereby
producing an offspring, Then, at that
point the woman has fulfilled her right to
reproduce. Her "reproductive rights"
then become totally moot and cease to
exist. Her reproductive rights are
supplanted by the rights of the child.
Like others in our society too young,
too old, too injured or too infirm to care
for themselves, this child has the right
to care, to protection and to survival.

The correct term: "A WOMAN'S
RIGHT TO REPRODUCE"
- no more, no
less. Do not allow others to hide behind
the use of "woman's reproductive
rights". It is false and ambiguous.

A recommended spelling change:
NewsWEEK
magazine is clearly in
error. It should be
NewsWEAK.

COOL. Definition: A Conservative.
           A Riddle
What Am I?
Barrack Obama is not married to me.
Barrack Obama isn't having an affair with me.
He isn't even dating me, but every now and then
he flirts with me.
What Am I?
   
                        (Answer: The Truth)
By Elizabeth Catherine Mahlberg, Contributing Editor
HOGWASH!
     
Their Attack: "Joe the Plumber is a fraud, a
plant is not representative of the people."
Your Responses:
"Joe never purported himself to be anything other that what he
was: A guy on his porch who, when approached by Barrack
Obama, asked him a question. He said he hoped to buy the
plumbing business in which he works. He never volunteered to
share his professional credentials or personal records.
Hundreds of thousands of people owe taxes in some form. Joe
didn't claim not to be one. He never claimed to make
$250,000.00. Nobody knows that better than Obama. Yes, Joe
does go by his middle name of Joseph instead of first name,
Samuel. Do you Obamiacs REALLY want to put the spotlight
on middle names, considering that Obama runs away from
his own?"
Joe the Plumber is an average American. Maybe not perfect,
but obviously working hard and doing the best he can. Like
the rest of us he dreams of being his own boss- owning his
own business. Obama has made no secret that he believes
that big business should be punished. It is only natural for Joe
to wonder how far the expression of an anti-business attitude
would extend into the business Joe hopes to own. A legitimate
inquiry- nothing any number of us wouldn't have asked. Now,
listen up Obamiacs! Be fair about this. The trouble that came
your way was not because of Joe or his question, but because
of the remarkably stupid and ill-advised answer your guy gave
to Joe!
"The Obama campaign can say asstounding things when on
the ropes, but that Carl Rove arranged for Joe to be there as a
plant? Come on! Shake off the messianic haze for a minute
and try to think clearly. How could have Rove have known in
advance which citizens Obama would approach- where he'd
be? Are you saying Rove has enough influence in the
campaign to direct Obama to the people and places of Rove's
own choosing? WOW!"
Copyright © 2008 The Cool Conservative All Rights Reserved.
A former pork producer and a political
analyst, she tolerates
NO...

Quoting author Orson Scott
Card, “If pigs could vote, the
man with the slop bucket would
be elected swineherd every time,
no matter how much slaughtering he did on the side.”
Was it 20 years sitting in church with the Rev. Wright
or his years as a community organizer that has
allowed Obama to think he is “Mr. Smooth” when
communicating with John Q. Public. But take away his
cue cards and it’s like taking away the Pied Piper’s
flute.

Well Barrack Obama may temporarily control the
bucket…he may appear to many to be the Pied
Piper…but we are here to tell him that the common
ordinary American citizen is tired of his glib rhetoric
and yes it is time for a “change” and we are ready to
take the “trough” back. We are not going to be led like
hogs to slaughter. High powered ad campaigns and
the monotonous drone of “Time for a Change” may
give some a false sense of what is right and wrong.
But to really see the right and wrong of the issues all
you need do is look no further then a man’s
character. Bring on the cue cards with all the talking
points from domestic policies to foreign policies and if
sounds too good to be true- it usually is!

Just remember “The chicken is involved but the pig is
committed” .

More Hogwash
Barrack Obama is now accusing the McCain/Palin
ticket of a smear campaign. Hogwash!!! I am
reminded of a quote I once heard: “Tell me who you
walk with and I will tell you who you are”.
There is too much evidence (some even in the
establishment media) about Obama and some very,
very troubling relationships. Obama says "no, no, no"
to bringing up these relationships. But our friends
past and present say a lot about our character.
William Ayers, Tony Resko, Rev. Wright, once friends
and allies, are off limits and not to be discussed. But
facts are facts and facts do not lie. Even if you put
lipstick on a pig it is still a pig.
Ayers was once a member of the Weatherman
Underground but is now a professor at an Illinois
University…so the past does not matter?
Rev. Wright spent years spewing his hateful
sermons…but Obama must not have had his hearing
aid turned up?
Resko was indicted on charges of soliciting kickbacks
from companies that sought state pension
businesses. Federal prosecutors have maintained
that a portion of the alleged kickback scheme was
donated to Barrack Obama when he ran for U.S.
Senate. Obama has donated the money to
charity…but what about the land he purchased from
Resko’s wife after his election to the senate?
Well, Senator Obama, “Never wrestle with a pig.
You’ll both get dirty, but the pig will like it”.

We are to accept Barack Obama’s diplomacy when he
was a young child (“The strongest experience I have
in Foreign Relations is that I spent four (4) years living
overseas when I was a child”)…but we are not allowed
to hold him accountable for his friendship with Bill
Ayers and Bernadine Dohrn for something they did
when he was eight (8) years old.   
Every campaign produces a few intriguing mysteries. Political sleuths are now puzzled by Peggy Noonan. Of course she has the right to say
whatever she chooses in her columns- but that's the key- she chooses. It is her choice to express her negative opinions of Sarah Palin. It is
her choice to do it now, a few weeks from the election. Her words are shaking the enthusiasm of Republicans. Her words are costing votes for
McCain and delivering them to Obama. If you want to read her now, go first to the Huffington Post or the Daily Kos. They're thrilled with her.
Noonan is no idiot. She knows full well she is helping the most liberal man ever to run. Why? What is her motive?

Maybe she's not as conservative in her own heart as we think she is. She did a brilliant job of expressing Reagan's ideals. Did she share them
or is she just a wordsmith, who like Obama, plays to the audience, whatever it is? She had just finished singing Palin's praises on a radio show
on September 3rd. When she thought the mike was off, she said the exact opposite. Do we see her real feelings or is she simply writing
conservative speeches for herself?

Noonan likes Kay Bailey Hutchinson. She was pushing for her for VEEP, even though she is nowhere nearly as conservative as Palin. I believe
Noonan was angry and insulted that her pick wasn't tapped. Noonan has written about having the same feelings when Quayle was chosen
over Lugar. Very similar situation. Noonan was rooting for the established but far more liberal Lugar over the young conservative.  (Is it a
coincidence that Obama and Biden lovingly mention Lugar's name all the time?) Noonan's been a big backer of the liberal, Christie Todd
Whitman. Do we know how conservative Noonan is, really?

Maybe she is trying to damage Palin because Michael Reagan described Palin as the incarnation of his father. Maybe Peggy Noonan thought
those shoes were hers to fill. Maybe she feels that she deserves credit for Reagan's words and legacy. Maybe she thinks she should have
been consulted by McCain.

Again, nobody forced Noonan to do what she has done. She is not a journalist charged with writing about Palin for a news source. She is an
editorialist and she chose he own words and timing. Our young country may not survive the changes that will come in an Obama
administration. Yet  there is Peggy Noonan standing at Obama's side, preparing bullets and handing them to him.

We may never know her motive, but we know her crime: political treason. She is unworthy to be bracketed with Ronald Reagan. I, for one, will
make a concerted effort to never again mention the two in the same sentence.
I Know Peggy Noonan's Crime- What Is Her Motive?
By Sheila Murphy
Joe Biden lives in a magical place, all his
own.

There, words can have as many letters as
he wants, no matter how they are spelled...

The income parameters that define "Middle
Class" can be changed at will...

There, Katie’s restaurant may have closed
20 years ago, but Joe still goes there. Just a
couple of days ago he was sitting in a booth
at Katie’s across from FDR, who was working
his IPOD...
Biden-World
Attention Readers: We're digging into
the relationship between Barrack
Obama and controversial Kenyan
political leader Raila Odinga. There is a
lot of information floating around. We're
after some documented sources. If
you've got a line on anything, please
contact us.

Raila Odinga ran and lost the
presidency in Kenyan 2007, by a
margin of some 200,000 votes.
Claiming election fraud, Odinga
reportedly incited supporters to rioting
that resulted in 1,500
deaths and the burning and destruction
of property to the extent that over
6000,00 people were displaced.
Digging into
Odinga
Apparently Odinga has claimed that he
and Barrack Obama are first cousins
and also reported that an uncle of
Obama states that the relationship is
more distant or that they are not blood
relatives. It has also been reported that
Obama, through the Friends of Obama
PAC contributed One Million Dollars to
Odinga's Campaign.

The Odinga connection was brought to
light in the Primary by Joe Wilson as he
and wife, Valerie Plame,
were campaigning for Hillary Clinton.
Wilson cites
Odinga's well known espousal of radical
Muslim beliefs
his stand that his country should cease
all support of The War on Terror and a
commitment to drive Christianity from
his country. Wilson stated that Obama's
association with someone so
sympathetic to Al Quads would be
damaging to Obama.

There have been e-mails circulating
from Christian missionaries in Kenya
that have very negative things to say
about Odinga and his followers. They
express fear of Odinga.

Again, we seek information and
documentation Please use the form
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NEWSFLASH! One of our COOL
CONSERVATIVE stringers reports
having seen Colin Powell standing by
the Washington Beltway last week.
He was holding a handmade sign that
read: "Will Endorse for a Job in the
Administration."
A Phaque-Phicktickshus News Service Exclusive!
Famed Fortuneteller Madame
Orlofsky Gives Dire Warning to USA
Sheila Murphy, PPNS Correspondent-  She is a mysterious figure. Some
say she is Romanian. Some say she is from Hungary. She is
rumored to be nearly 100 years old- half that by others. All
can agree that she makes remarkable predictions and often
gives startling warnings of events that could occur. It was such
a warning that hushed a small New Orleans lecture hall
recently.
"I see two paths", said Orlofsky. "one leads into the sun and one into deepest shadows."

Orlofsky went on to tell the crowd that she could not say which path would be real, but she
could see in great detail the "shadowy path".

"I see Barrack Obama as President. I see a press conference. When reporters are given a
list of the questions that they're permitted to ask, they are angry beyond description. A
reporter for the New York Times screams 'You can't do this after what we did for you!' I see
him forcibly removed."

Orlofsky described other images she claimed to have seen in her crystal ball. Many revolved
around schools. She talked about a high school classroom where a liberal- Democrat Party
message was taught as part of the academic curriculum. She described Republican teachers
being fired and Republican students being harassed- even assaulted while school officials
looked on. A visibly shaken Orlofsky talked about grade schoolers who were told that they
should experiment with sex with either gender.

"It is clear. I see any conservative broadcasters, writers or bloggers being labeled as
"purveyors of hate speech" and losing jobs and perhaps even being jailed as such."

"I see many, many people hungry and in need. I see a land where high taxes on wealthy
corporations have closed their doors and all their employees jobless. I see a decimated
military with all the military people jobless. I see government soup lines running out of soup."

Orlofsky gazed one last time into her crystal ball in silence. Finally speaking she said.
"Sometimes I see. Sometimes I warn. I am warning you people that if you vote with greed and
helpless dependence as your motivators, you will seal your fate. You will take the shadowy
path that leads to a sick and dying country."
From the Editor's Desk...
By Sheila J. Murphy, Editor in Chief
Obama's Concept of the Supreme
Court Made My Blood Run Cold...
Obama talked about HIS Court in warm and
fuzzy terms- compassionate - there to help the
people when the rest of the government fails
them. GOOD LORD! Does this man really
claim to have attended Law School? I would
give an "F" to a fifth grade civics student with
such an erroneous understanding of the
purpose of the Supreme Court. Basically,
these Justices are charged with the review of
cases and laws based on  constitutionality and
legality- period. They must make their
decisions in an objective and dispassionate
manner. It is essential that they leave personal
agendas at the door of the chambers. It is very
clear that they are judicial- NOT legislative.
It must be difficult for a politically liberal Justice
to rule that a decision should stand because it
was legally and constitutionally sound even
though the outcome may further a
conservative cause and vice versa. But that is
the job and their objectivity is the anchor of a
fair judicial system. When someone as
ignorant of their purpose as Obama appears
to be starts openly yearning for a court with a
cause-oriented agenda we are in big, BIG
trouble. Should he gain the power to fulfil his
fantasy, we're doomed.

Obama the False...
In this last debate, Obama accused Sarah
Palin of not rebuking those who shouted "Kill
him" at the mention of name at rallies. It was
not only underhanded but intrinsically
dishonest of him to make such a serious,
personal charge against her without proof or
backing. Since we now know the incidents did
not occur, he deliberately gave a false picture
to the American people. And of course, he
openly lied about his campaign kickoff being at
the Ayers home, his real relationship with
ACORN, his tax votes, the real nature of his
statements and votes about abortion in the
Illinois legislature, and on and on and on. In
the previous debate he said that (The United
States) had invaded (Iraq) a country "that had
nothing to do with 911."  As a member of the
Senate, he was made privy to enough
intelligence so that we can all be assured that
he knows quite well that his statement is a lie.
Yes- let Fox, CNN and all the network pundits
rhapsodize about his smooth coolness. We are
not looking for the most accomplished con
artist. Sad to see so many under the spell of
this Svengali.

McCain, Joe the Plumber Big
Winners in Debate...
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URGENT: Americans Are
Invited to Join in National
Pre-Election Prayer Vigil
At THE COOL CONSERVATIVE we strive to mix wit
and humor with news and opinion, but the prospect
of what could await us on November 5th, is as
serious as any topic could be. We ask everyone to
say the following prayer. Say it to your own
Supreme Being, in your own way. Say it often. Most
importantly,
Say it on Election Eve, November
3rd. At 7:45 p.m EST, 6:45 Central and 4:45
Pacific.
Stop whatever you are doing and say this
prayer. Perhaps some of us could get together-
gather at places of worship. We want as many
voices at possible to carry this praise and to unite
us all in our resolution and our faith..
Dear God, we turn to you as our young nation
stands on the brink of disaster. On November
4th many of our fellow citizens, misinformed or
misunderstanding, may vote into power an
administration whose policies will assuredly
damage free enterprise, freedom of expression
and the basic moral values that are intrinsically
reflected in our laws. We ask your strength and
guidance as we fight against that tide. We ask,
Lord, that you will inspire the minds and hearts of
the American people that they will simply see the
inherent dangers in the agenda that is promoted
by the Obama campaign. We ask that you will
enlighten the minds and hearts of the American
people that they may see the wisdom and
necessity of casting their ballots for the
McCain-Palin ticket. We pray that the election
process will be fair and honest and free of
intimidation and unethical conduct. We ask that
you keep this good and valiant nation from harm
and that you hold the United States of America in
your tender care and guide her to a new day of
strength and service to the principles and
precepts that have made her, to this day, "the
shining city on the hill". Amen-
Sheila J. Murphy
A Pre-Election Prayer for
Americans of All Faiths
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